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The ultimate app for family trees.

by Professor Joe McSotré • Rating: 5/5
Posted: Mar 14, 2026
We never use this for making trees for real people. So we made one of a random Lego guy’s family. Then there was this one called the Cat Family Tree cuz that’s literally their last name. There’s like a hundred and two cats on it. Lots are deceased. Then we made one of two pencil-thingies called the Smileys, and there are only two of them in the whole tree even though they are both as old as the Earth (which is approximately 6000 years old for all you weirdo evolutionists out there being like ‘what but the world’s a billion years old pout pout’. Well, guess what? IT’S NOT. Listen up cuz what I’m saying is true. Stop pouting.) also the Big Bang is fake. What kind of idiot believes in it? well this app is great actually I’ve never used it my brother has. Buy it, it’s helpful.
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